So yes, I'm a nerd, but, at least I can say I have had two of the hottest elves on top of me while I sleep because, yes, I paid £30 for a custom blanket with elves on it, because yes, I am a nerd and I do have a sad life but it's worth it because blankets are a cure for anxiety and a blanket with elves on it is incredible. I am a nerd...