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Maths metaphors!
          	Me and Kate were sitting through a particularly dreary maths lesson with our student teacher whose main aim in life is to confuse and prove our hypothesis that maths is the leading cause of teenage suicide. Just saying. And then, I don't know how or why it led on to this but something reminded me of badgers and we created the most epic metaphor ever. Said teacher was a badger who was scratching at our already nailed coffins trying to free us but it was no use because we were already dead. Yes my brain thought of that and yes of course my dear friends you can use that in your stories because it is just so awesome that ut must be shared. There was another one where he was a minotaur in the vast labyrinth that is our school and he must be stopped from stealing our brains juice or something. Anywho I should stop rambling and say something useful like-our next chapter should be up at the end of the week (hopefully) and that our title is the main feature ;) if  you know what I mean.
          	So yes, sorry again for this particularly ling and pointless message but meh you followed us so the blame all lies with you. Its your fault. I really am sorry, okay?
          	Okay bye de bye :D

AlannahsTrench

this is gonna sound suuuuuuper random but ........ is there any chance you could unfollow me? please xxxxx

LeftAndRight

@SherlockHasReturned There, we've stopped following you. Now can you tell us what's going on?
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AlannahsTrench

or I'll have to block you and I don't exactly wanna have to go to them lengths .....
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AlannahsTrench

just do. Please. Can you please just not ask and unfollow me, it's not exactly a hard thing to do .....
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AlannahsTrench

hey guys xx

AlannahsTrench

no, I had a splitting headache, and yeah, just basically couldn't sleep. But Monday, I'm not sure if I can, cause we might be going out and I have family up, so I can't really ditch. What about at the end of the week though, cause bro goes bck to skwl, dave goes bck to work, so there's not gonna be much going on? idk xx
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LeftAndRight

Hey-you can't sleep either huh?x
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LeftAndRight

Maths metaphors!
          Me and Kate were sitting through a particularly dreary maths lesson with our student teacher whose main aim in life is to confuse and prove our hypothesis that maths is the leading cause of teenage suicide. Just saying. And then, I don't know how or why it led on to this but something reminded me of badgers and we created the most epic metaphor ever. Said teacher was a badger who was scratching at our already nailed coffins trying to free us but it was no use because we were already dead. Yes my brain thought of that and yes of course my dear friends you can use that in your stories because it is just so awesome that ut must be shared. There was another one where he was a minotaur in the vast labyrinth that is our school and he must be stopped from stealing our brains juice or something. Anywho I should stop rambling and say something useful like-our next chapter should be up at the end of the week (hopefully) and that our title is the main feature ;) if  you know what I mean.
          So yes, sorry again for this particularly ling and pointless message but meh you followed us so the blame all lies with you. Its your fault. I really am sorry, okay?
          Okay bye de bye :D

LeftAndRight

Mine and Kate's (left's) conversation in maths today:
          Kate: Ugh. I hate numbers. 
          Anna: I know, I prefer words.
          Kate: You can insult people with words!!
          Anna: You can with numbers too..  YOU NUMBER 36!
          Kate: YOU NUMBER 32!
          Anna:See!
          Kate: I still prefer words. Maths sucks. ( We were doing indices equations-its kind of understandable!)
          Kate: I suppose numbers are words really-if you think about it.
          Anna: Oh crap.
          
          And there we were back where we started! English is a whole lot better than maths though don't you think?!

zlangia1D

Thank you for following ❤ means the world to me :) xx love your story too :)

LeftAndRight

Thank you! :)
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zlangia1D

@LeftAndRight I don't think it's a joke! I think it's a cool idea for a story :)
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LeftAndRight

No problem :) I'm so glad you like our story, I was a little worried that we were going to get a lot of hate for it (some people don't understand that it's a joke and think we're haters or something).
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