I was born on mars where I was raised by aliens. Then they tried to eat me because of how toxic I am, but thankfully I escaped on an escape pod. After that wacky experience I landed on an Island called Island. Litterally that's what its called, look it up!(actuallyt don't, because if you doI'll be known as the wierd alien kid who likes to perform satanic ritual ) Anywho  when I landed there, there a Chipotle  resturaunt near by. And so I only had one option to get to civilization. and that was to get as many beans a possible on my burrito,how did I come up with this? Well its very simple. Beans = Explosive gas .So I the burrrito ate it all in 2 seconds ( some how ) and used my supa dupa waft powas. So it may have destroyed my rectum but at least I'm living in civilization with my good friend Blonko.