Legendary_Star-Lord
Happy birthday to my wonderful kid @PeterParkerIsThicc!!!
Legendary_Star-Lord
Legendary_Star-Lord
@killgarraghforever Thank you! You, too! Sorry this is late, we stayed up partying for two whole days and I crashed hard.
Legendary_Star-Lord
Holy crow, I leave for a week, and suddenly I’ve got 257 followers?! You guys spoil me! Thank you!
Legendary_Star-Lord
Eddie Van Halen died yesterday morning of cancer. He was 65 years old.
He was world's best guitar player, and deserved to live much, much longer. Rest in peace, and know that you will be missed.
ivewaited12years
@Legendary_Star-Lord I was so sad when I heard on the radio that he died. He was so awesome. But he will be remembered in his legendary music.
BirdsOfWar
"Dad, how are you so good at picking up chicks and I'm just me? What's your secret?"
BirdsOfWar
@Legendary_Star-Lord "Well, there is this one girl. Her name is Lucy and I kinda like her but I don't think she likes me back. She always runs away when I try to talk to her."
Legendary_Star-Lord
@-JaykobQuill- "Bud, those girls who laugh at you? They don't deserve you, believe me. Despite what you think, I got laughed at a lot more than I hooked up with chicks. Those girls who laugh don't deserve your personality, or your kindness. You will find the right girl; you just may have to wait a while."
BirdsOfWar
@Legendary_Star-Lord "I do that but it does end well. They just end up laughing at me..."
Legendary_Star-Lord
@Gamoramora lol, ha ha!
Legendary_Star-Lord
@Gamoramora I don’t; I’m sorry
Legendary_Star-Lord
@Gamoramora Peter squirmed. "I'm not lying! The Nova Corps. moved the power stone, and I don't know where any of the others are! Let me go!"
Legendary_Star-Lord
@Gamoramora “I don’t know!” Peter cried out as he struggled underneath her body weight.
Legendary_Star-Lord
@Gamoramora Peter instinctively flinched. “I, uh . . .” Finding nothing to say, and slightly scared of the gleam in Gamora’s eye, Peter took off running. // it’s Micheal Jackson’s Birthday? That’s so cool!