Hey, thanks for stalking our page.

I'm Car Killer. My name's Anthony. My friends call me Tony. Which backwards spells "y not?". Anyway, I've only had to buy a new car once every two or three years. I mean they weren't my fault though. I got caught in a hit and run. Some drug cartel blew up my mustang convertible. Just bad luck, you know? Everyone's got to have a hobby. 

This is my friend, Elf Lord, aka McNerd. No, I mean McIdiot. That's not quite right. Hmm.... McBeard? McProbie? McGee. Yeah, something like that. Here's my friend McGee. Nothing much to 'em. What you see is what you get type of person. Um slept in a coffin, computer nerd, sister named Sarah.

And that's us. I think? Partners for twelve years.