An interesting (humorous?) collection of the things said by one of my teachers:
"These white board pens have the lifespan of a fruit fly."
"It means exactly what the words say."
"I don't believe in the internet, we're all just fooling ourselves."
"I have been to Taylor Swift, and I love Taylor Swift."
"If we were in class right now, there would be a vibe."
"The median score was a 28%. I think that is actually perfect."
*All taken out of context, but even in context they did not always make the most sense.
