**whispers behind stage: "Is this really necessary?" ** 
//Just do it already!//

Umm, hi.... **pulls out notecard** "Thank you for visiting my page. We appreciate that you have read our stories and ... ** "Hey! you didn't finish writing the speech!" **
//Just wing it, okay! Sheesh, your not even really talking...//
** "Oh hush!"**

Well, let's leave it at thanks. Feel free to comment. However, I refuse to accept any cursing. Witches and warlocks, please file through the exit. 
Just kidding, but seriously. If something offends you, please show you have a vocabulary and creativity. Those "popular" 4 letter words & their associates have been banned.
And another thing, ignore that shadowy presence behind me. He's gets in the way & is totally useless.

//Useless, am I? I wasn't the one hyperventilating behind stage, you glossophobic wimp. And who begged me to write down your speech?//
**Hisses**
//Wow, that was one awesome comeback. I think you hurt my feelings.//
** "No one asked for your sarcasm. Why don't you two get a room & let me finish up here?" **
//By all means. Go on.// <Exit stage right>

Sorry about that, Leo can be a pain. 
Where was I? Oh, yeah ...
I don't live on the internet, nor am I a hardcore writer, so it might be a while before I post/update/respond. 
Sorry, but that's the way it is. I've made up lots of stories in my head, like 20 or so, but getting them down on here may take a while; bear with me. 
One more thing, I myself am somewhat a grammer Nazi. If you catch any literary or grammatical errors, I will kiss the red pen that graces your hands.  Well, I think that's it...

//You know, for a speech scaredy-cat, you sure are chatty.//   
** "Curse you, Leo! Are you trying to give me a heart attack! Whistle or something when you enter a room." **   
//You're joking, right?//
** "No! For that, I'm not using your name in that story." ** 
//What?! You can't do that! That name was set years ago!//
** "Fine. But behave!" **