A tall lithe woman walked into the forest, "Hey all you hoes, over here." Waving her arms dramatically to draw attention to herself. "This tall, muscled hunk is mine. M-I-N-E." Saying each letter slowly as if speaking to someone she's repeated it to a hundred times while gesturing to her husband. "And don't think you're sly and speaking him to privately because my man is loyal and I know all you b¡tches by name." Turning her head she leaned up and captured his lips passionately before pulling away. "Thank you, now if you'll excuse us." Grabbing him by the collar she pulled him toward the house.