I am so awesome and weird all my friends are my enemies. Does that make sense?

If life gives you lemons throw it back and demand for chocolate! Unless life gives you sugar and water and ice your lemonade will not taste very good.

                    

My fav color is yellow.
                     My lucky number is 7 but my fav number is 16.
I'm a Leo and yes I am super fierce.
                     I'm amazingly smart yet can be extremely dumb sometimes.
I make very corny jokes and rarely ever swear on the internet.
                     I lose things easily especially who I am.
I want to be a lawyer.
                     I'm a foodoholic and I do attend FA. (Foodies Anonymous) 
I LOVE a guy with abs or who is strong.
                     I love myself.
I love you. (Too soon?) 
                     I flirt too much.
I like too be weird on purpose.
                     I like to write poems.
I'm a pervert. A really big one. Thanks besties!
                     I have a mop list. NOT a bucket list!
I talk a lot.
                     I'm mean to my friends but couldn't live without them.

I'm very artistic and creative.


What about you?