Leragornlover

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE KING, THOMAS SANDERS!!

queen_stupid4u

Hi friend! I have come to check to make sure you are not dead

queen_stupid4u

Tired and kinda sick but other than that im good! How about you?
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Leragornlover

@queen_stupid4u Hello friend!! Sadly, I have not died yet, how are you?
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Leragornlover

Legit just had a conversation that went like this:
          
          Guy #1- You've been to Romania?
          
          Me- Yeah.
          
          Guy #2- That's crazy! Man, Romania? ...Where is Romania?
          
          Me- Are you serious?
          
          Guy #2- Yeah, I don't know where that is.
          
          Me- Well where do you think it is?
          
          Guy #2- I don't know, man, Upper Canada?
          
          Me- ...
          
          Guy #1- ...
          
          Me- You really think 'Upper Canada' is a country?
          
          Guy #2- I mean, yeah, I don't know. Where is Romania?
          
          Me- Well, its not in 'Upper Canada'. That's not a place. Romania is next to Turkey, in Europe.

Leragornlover

How to tell if you have a nerdy sibling/ cousin/ partner:
          
          When they tell you to relax and you respond with
          
          "Relax? Whats that?"
          
          And they give you the full on definition of the word "relax"
          
          This just happened to me with my cousin

Leragornlover

XD Nice, I'm the middle kid so anytime I try to roast my sister she always has something 10x worse
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number999ten

Udhzjanakak i do this casualy to my sister. But it's more of a way to tease her for being a straight A student XD
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Leragornlover

Random things about me for no other reason than to give people a chance to judge me!
          
          
          1. I count on my hand starting with my thumb.
          
          2. I despise the color pink, but purple is my favorite color.
          
          3. I learned the "Cup Song" ambidextrously meaning I can do it with my left and right hand.
          
          4. I love Sanders Sides, Harry Potter, The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Gravity Falls, and Hamilton.
          
          5. I am a Disney freak!
          
          6. I will bury someone if they hurt you, so if you tell me that someone made you sad, don't be surprised if within the following hour, I'm in jail for murder.
          
          7. I love horror movies/books/tv shows/etc.
          
          8. My playlist consists of Alec Benjamin, Twenty One Pilots, Marina and the Diamonds, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, any Sanders Sides song ever, and Ed Sheeran.
          
          
          There you go! 8 random and useless facts about me for you to judge!

Leragornlover

Random Time!!
          
          
          It's called "Sand" because it's in between the "sea" and "land"...
          
          
          
          
          Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have to tips, even if you CAN tip toe...
          
          
          
          
          You can invite someone to your cottage in the forest and it sound all cute and cozy, but you can't invite someone to your cabin in the woods without them thinking that they're gonna die...
          
          
          
          
          You can say "Have a nice day" and people take it as a compliment, but you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding remotely threatening...
          
          
          
          
          Do as you wish with this knowledge 
          
          (I actually told a stranger that last one... They stared at me and guided their child all the way to their car XD)

Leragornlover

Also, the opposite of "fire flies" is "water falls"
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Leragornlover

Thank you! (And I really hate to be that person but I believe you meant "jokes". If not, I apologize and it's just my brain not reading things correctly. Again, I'm so sorry)
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patton_mood

Oh my gosh you have great taste in jocks I use those same ones
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