Chloride

Why cant i die?

Bro its so fuckin hard to think
          Why does everything hurt??

Guess who just got diagnosed with anorexiaaa

Farwell private messages, you gave me therapy for a little while.

I just sneezed so hard it propelled me upwards

OH MY FUCKING GOD WOMEN ARE SO PRETTY
          I CANT
          IM DYING
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
          HOW ARE THEY SOFNJGKDICNDIDK
          HELP

My nose has been bleeding for 4 days straight.
          Which is stupid cause im not even straight.

IMPORTANT
          
          Wattpad is trying to delete user to user messaging.
          
          Now as the socially reclusive mental case I am, not only will i lose 90% of my friends if this happens, but also the closest thing to therapy ill ever get again
          
          Now, heres the thing, we can try to stop it.
          Sign this thingy, if we get enough signatures, maybe they wont delete it!
          ( and maybe I can end up with a longer life expectancy) 
          
          Please, we cant lose this!
          
          https://chng.it/PkQJHnYKJS
          
          ^
          Sign here

I'm so sry but...
          Boop! ✨
          U have been booped! Spread the chaos! Boop 20 other ppl to get rid of the bloopers! :3

The owl house group chat is in the works!