My name is Leslie Knope and Pawnee is the greatest place on earth. I was born here.. Yes, okay, fine, technically I was born in Eagleton. Nice work, smartypants. The point is, I have lived in Pawnee all my life, and I love it.

Waffles are the best, but they're better than best at JJ's Diner! 

I'm running for Councilwoman because the Government is the most important thing to me. ever. But for now, I'm working at the Parks and Recreation department! -grins-

Single, but the great politicians don't need men. -nods- I should write that one down.

"Oh my god. I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort, probably."

-original Leslie Knope anon c:-

fc is Amy Poehler.