Lesmushroom

omg it’s been four years and I just remembered that this account exists. Wtf was wrong with me

Lesmushroom

School story: today my science teacher said “my family is in this closet” and he pointed to the janitors closet and we were all like wtf 
          Half an hour later, during an assessment, his two children literally were in there waiting for him and were like “hey dad when you gonna drive us home”

Lesmushroom

Cats can make the world better by just existing as cats
          
          
          Just like how you can make someone’s life better by being you ♡

theethetree_-

@Lesmushroom 
            This is very true, though! (◔‿◔)
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goose_ze_evil_genius

THIS MADE MY HECKING DAY BESTIE
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Lesmushroom

Start a “Fruit salad” chain in the replies if you’re fruity ⚣

theethetree_-

@Lesmushroom 
            F r u i t
            S a l a d
            
            L o l
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Lesmushroom

Is it just me or if you stare at the word “fruit” for a long time it doesn’t look like a word anymore-
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