Rhi

Hiiii this is like weird but I guess I'm just going through my old wattpad stuff and like I know I know you?? Like we were close at some point??? Idk but my username used to be spiritinhell with a snake pfp so maybe you remember lol

Dang, April was a long time ago...
          
          Anyways, life is good, i passed my exams (phew!) and got into college so now im doing law, criminology, and governement and politics for my A levels, thats so sigma of me 
          
          it is so weird that like ive known some of my followers on here since i was 12year old like hello??? time isnt a real concept stfu
          
          so yeah, i also have aTumblr which has nothing to do with wattpad but if you wanna drop me a follow and see all my posts abt various things (currently Top Gun, Mission Impossible, and just anything related to Tom Cruise in general) im woo77y on there 
          
          (also Satan-offical reminds me slightly too much of myself on wattpad its very interesting seeing her posts....in another lif she would be 14 during 2020 and experience the dsmp.....)
          
          hope your all doing well and keep at it bc if even I can pass my exams you can too (:

'Oh wow, Rhi posted announcments i wonder what they're about-'
          
          Me: *Top Gun word vomits*

I love it bc it tried really hard to enforce masculinity and stuff yet it ends up being super gay and FILLED with homoerotic tension thats so thick you can cut it with a knife. 
          
          What's even funnier is that it is present in BOTH films. Like the paralells between Ice with Mav and Rooster with Hangman is so insane 
          
          live laugh love IceMav and Rooster/Hangman (they so need a ship name STAT im so tired)
          
          also i have been listening to the top gun soundtrack ON REAPEAT for the past WEEK someone pray for me...
          
          ALSO one last thing, lowkey disliked Penny in TG:M bc she was so random and was obviously not in the first movie (rip Charlie you slayed so hard and they hated you for it) so she was already a weak character for me and was only there to serve as a romantic interest for Mav even though that is NOT what he needed for that movie and it just felt really unnecessary overall. i feel like it wouldve worked alt better if it was more focused on Rooster and Mav a lil more and their realationship (i love found family gang omg the break my heart) .Or even then, just NOT have a romantic interest for Mav, ESPECIALLY one where they already have a history that we as an audience dont kniw about but is clearly significant RAHDBKJghjgy 
          
          Also i would like to mention that i am not a huge fan of Tom Cruise (for reason we shall not discuss here atm) so if he is in a movie 9 times out of 10 i wont watch it...BUT the only exception to this is Top Gun and possible Mission Impossible but the latter is up to debate depending onnmy opinion when i rewatch it 
          
          long winded rant but we win these ig gang

I really love Top Gun gang.

Okay gang life update bc wattpad is my bitch and therefore you my lovely followers are subjected to my yappings on here.
          
          Firstly, Val Kilmer fucking died. On April 1st. The same day I decided that i wanted to rewatch Top Gun: maverick. Y'know, the one where Iceman died. Great timing Rhi!
          
          another thing, my most recent post was abt me yapping abt how i cant read my oneshots but alas they are back on my account, joys!
          
          i re read tham and theyre honestly kinda bad. But, lets also consider the fact a 12 year old wrote them. Sooo, they are actually pretty decent. I feel as though if i rewrote them now they would be 10x better but i aint doing that bc i would literally kms. 
          
          Also, Technoblade mention in the minecraft movie??? super pog (havent said that in YEARS my goodness gracious me that feels like a slur) 
          
          Also bc im such a stupid nerd i decided i wanted my yearbook quote to be from Top Gun, yayyy
          
          Litlle known fact abt me on here, I am an air cadet! i joined back in august 2021 (ages ago) and got promoted to a sergeant back in december. now, i could yap abt how i absolutely hate life atm bc of cadets, but that is so long and complicated and i cba to do that so yea. 
          
          The only reason i bring it up is so i can fully express the nerd levels of which i am at at the moment bc not only did i rewatch Top Gun (both movies), i also geeked out over the aircraft and in general military stuff (also ik its technically rhe navy but whatever) 
          
          BUTTTT theres more! I am also planning to go down a rabbit hole on how they filmed the movies bc yes i am a film nerd ive attended a film academy for the past 8 years of my life so what? 
          
          (Also theyre currently shooting another Top Gun movie and its set to release next year so omg im super stoked) 
          
          no real talk, i have exams coming up for GCSE's and stuff which is really weird to think about, but also super cool. ive also applied to college and picked my a levels so thats coming up in september. 
          
          life is pretty good atm gang :)

Tell me why the whole reason i logged into wattpad EVEN CHANGED MY PASSWORD TO DO, ISNT HERE?!?!? 
          
          
          I log on here to read my silly little pneshots I made bc they ATE lolw they were GOATED.... AND THEIR NOT HERE?!?!?! WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?!?!? If you can still see them please tag me like idfk what happened????

Yoooooo....
          Ignoring the fact that I dipped for a year (so sorry Ao3 is much better) im back! 
          (Only bc Ao3 is down atm)
          
          In tje year I've been gone I've....
          -mase new and better friends
          -dealt with some bullying and shiiit
          -got called a narssassist for setting basic boundaries abt sexual comment made towards me
          -GOT A BOYFRIEND?!?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!?! 
          
          Ummm, yea also DREAMS A GROOMER?!?! Jk y am I surprised tbh I saw it coming.
          
          Me and my friend were joking that I should write a fiction ant him going to jail so yea maybeeeee....
          
          Anyways, I would much rather be reading my Macgyver fiction on Ao3 atm but it's down so rip ig 
          
          
          
          Ohhh, how I did not miss wattpad....

Hey author/reader,
          
          Sorry for this very random approach but if you have time for reading my book you can freely click on the link given below and if you do like/dislike it than you can also leave review in the comments section and add/throw it in/from your library. Have a good day.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/298366223 ?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link& utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create &wp_uname=_allen_19&wp_originator=a /BAKhZapW6W2gXKiQqsC3Mbv40k1ZWk0mVWH /nedg6WJ6vxyElag7GaqbucnVeRx06UfOnGt3TFif /4icC5/f0+ypvlev4kWcer /yjpzRF00t5GvkQCnaV8GMorL3Gs

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DUDE, I JUST WANNA READ "OURS POETICA" WHYYYYYY