My name is Levi Ackerman-Jäger. Here are four things you should know about me:

1) Don't question anything I write because my brain is a GarbageCanOfYaoiTM.
2) If it's an original story it is probably gay.
3) I'm in high school.
4) I'm a clean freak (flying bugs and spiders scare me) and I smell like Windex.
 
Ok and now for a warning:
Earl Gray tea is amazing, but unless you want to be up until four in the morning don't drink it after noon 😂😂😂

Alright see you around, shitty brats. 
(Shitty glasses if you are there, DON'T EVER COME BACK!!!)