I'm a huge Attack on Titan fan, if you noticed from my username....and my endless love for Levi Ackerman. 
I'm also a fan of Hetalia, Black Butler and OHSHC. I have a Miiverse, Facebook and DeviantART.
I'm 5'2, I have long blonde hair and brown eyes and I always wear Vans, Toms and anything with a "dainty" look to it. Yup.
I love writing stories, so when I was on Miiverse and my friend told me about it I was all like "OMFG YES"
So here I am now. Typing this so you people know who the Maria I am.
Valerie Thomassen at your service, min esklings!
(Yay for being Norwegian so why the hell not)
I was born in Bergen, Norway fifteen years ago. I'm a Dancer, Cheerleader and Volleyball Player.
SKILL. HELVETE JA. I'm normally a cheerful person, but remember this, if I'm a 15 year old girl on my menstrual cycle, and you mess with me, you're fahkin doomed. Unless you give me salmiakki, chocolate milk and a cookie. And a Levi body pillow. 
And a question to my parents:
Why wasn't my name buttery-potato?
Mom.
Dad.
Why.