He/Him
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Now enjoy some questionable quotes from Dan and Phil
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"Machoke me daddy." - Phil Lester
"I'm just gonna put my ass in the air and hope for the best." - Phil Lester
"Moisturised weeni." - Daniel Howell
"Top or bottom Phil?" - Daniel Howell
"I'll marshmallow ya mum." - Phil Lester (don't look that up on urban dictionary)
"Heyyy... Dil.. dos." - Daniel Howell
"PHIL WENT TO 8TH BASE WITH THE PIZZA MAN." - Daniel Howell
"I~ don't want a lot for Christmas, theEEERREEE IS JUST FUCK" - Daniel Howell
"Please daddy glue, open and give me your secret juice. - Daniel Howell
"The dom-top angel was right." - Daniel Howell
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