"Farts are the ghost of what you have ate"

So this is a bio in which a uncultivated mindless weirdo, like myself, speak.

-I'm related to Faloreabell in fact I'm her cousin! could you go bug her for me?
-I have a purebred german shepherd who is better than Faloreabell's.
- I am in college getting my masters
-Nutella is my bae
-I am LA born
-I live in a big city and will NEVER be a country girl.
-I hate jeans
-I am a yogi
-Coffee gives me life