Life is a pain.
Life is an illusion.
This sounds really edgy and doesn't rhyme.
Kill me.
*time portal opens*
Future Lgoana: Wow past me is so edgy. And can't rhyme!!
Past Lgoana: Wow, who are you?!
Future Lgoana: I am you! From the FuTurEeee!!!
Lgoana: Woow...Are you here to tell me that things will be fine or something? I look pretty fine and happy in the future.
Future Lgoana: What?! Pfft, nope! We are still going to be depressed, we just hide them with humor! Anyway, i have a message to you!!
Lgoana: Yeah..?
Future Lgoana:.....Things are not gonna get any better. But...keep trying. Okay..?
Lgoana: Y-yeah..okay..Uh..
Future Lgoana: Also forget and avoid about that girl, you think you have a crush on. You don't, that's just hormones, and she'll give you herpes.
Lgoana: W-what?!
Future Lgoana: Welp! Anyway! Seee yaaa!!!!
*Future Lgoana leaves through a portal*
Lgoana:....Huh?!
Current work:
-The Silent Gunman
-Evoke
-Sekiro Shadows Die Twice...ABRIDGED!!!
-A Sword's Life
-Tales of Life.
-The Passage to Heaven
Other books: It's a very slow update. Sorry...
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Jan 01, 2022 08:15PM
It's a bit late. But, happy new year you guys. Hope we all have a great year...!! .... Except you, Clarence. Screw you. I want my Lawnmower back goddamit.View all Conversations
Stories by Lgoana
- 13 Published Stories
Evoke (A RWBY Story)
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Another RWBY Story.
You are a person who have lost his memories. And for some reason have find yourself in a...
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Sekiro Shadows Die Twice.....ABRID...
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The title says it all. Also this is my first ever game parody. Tell me what you guys think. And another thing...
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Tales of Life
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A bunch of one-shots story, that are being told through an enigmatic story teller
..Psst..This book actually...
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