Salute! My name is Mali! That's it. 
She never gives up! 
She is never let down! 
She has turned around and hurt herself courtesy of an unsuspecting tree! 
Sniff the bagel. It smells like bread and berries. Touch the bagel. Feels its warm firm crust. Hear the bagel.
Hear it roar as you crush it with your disgusting human hands. Discard the bagel. 
What have you done.