Kay

And not only do people eat prawns, they eat snails too. I just saw a snail in my garden and do you know what I did not think to myself? "Ooooh, yum, a snail!" Lol like the person who discovered that snails are edible, did they also just see one in their garden and felt the urge to pick it up and eat it? No shame, and this is why we need to stop kissing people coz what do you mean I'm kissing lips that eat snails? Can you imagine? Lol nee vok!

Hey y’all
          
          So... I’m not fully back yet, but I am writing stompies here and there. I’m transitioning into something new so I just need a minute to adjust. I’ll be back one of these good days.
          
          Right, the point: Please remind me,  in Loving Me, did we say Zac moved out of the house Fatima helped him get, or not?

Okay julle, I'm out. See you soon. Be safe.

Hey y'all, I need your help please, I'm stuck.
          
          The situation…
          On Loving Me, I’ve got Chapter 42 that’s about 90% done, and Chapter 43 sitting at around 75%. (Don’t ask me how I started 43 without finishing 42. I work better from back to front but I can't finish back until I finish front, in case I need like a cliffhanger or something of that nature. But I digress.) It might also end up being just 1 loooong chapter, we'll see.
          
          The thing...
          I wanted to leave you guys with something before I disappear for a bit. Big week ahead. We have Hubs’ graduation, a fun run, and most importantly… my birthday! So I'll disappear from Wednesday-ish until next weekend.
          
          The conundrum, do I:
          1. Finish the 90% tomorrow (coz tonight is already done for), post it, then try squeeze in the rest before Wednesday. If it happens, great, if not… oh well.
          2. Take my time, finish everything properly, and publish everything on Wednesday before I disappear.
          3. Sleep on it and let tomorrow’s version of me decide?
          

You know there comes a point in one's spiritual journey where everything just goes quiet.
          
          No dreams.
          No gut feelings.
          No prompts.
          Just silence.
          
          I don’t hate it… but I won’t lie, it does feel a little suspicious.
          
          Anyway, I'm trying to wrap up Chapter 42 of Loving Me but it's almost 10pm my time. I need to go to sleep so I can wake up early for my long run tomorrow. We’ll try to have it out by this time tomorrow.
          
          K.byeee

You know, when I woke up this morning and made plans for the day... a girl coming to me woman to woman was not in my top 10.
          
          When I tell you the zimangaz of this world never cease!
          
          So last week, I was at the office. During lunch, this guy who sits in my cluster (not really my friend but we cool) forgot his lunch at home and I had a dagwood sandwich that I was never going to finish in one sitting. I offered him half, he accepted and that was that.
          
          Ffwd to today. I'm back at the office, the man tells me: "Karabo, lunch is on me today. You shared your lunch with me, I'm buying you lunch coz one good deed deserves another." I accepted.
          
          Lunch came, we went to the cafe, had lunch together and that was that.
          
          I go for my afternoon walk, this hun conveniently has to take a walk as well. I think nothing of it. On the way, good sis says to me: "Girl, you know Mr. No More Hunger is my man right? And I feel like y'all are too close all of a sudden soooooooo...?
          
          I said: "Girl, wheeet? Girl, noooo! Girl, I'm married... to a fine young man of noble character!" Lol
          
          I said: "Girl, have you seen my man? You can put that man in a museum and charge admission! A work of art! Hoshkaramaima boo!" Lol
          
          I said: "Girl, look at the material! You see what I can pull? A BIG BOY! Check my track record! Look at all my exes! Look at the calibre! Again, I ask, do you see what I can pull? Please, for the sake of your dignity, don't play with me! Be gone!"
          
          Lol I'm kidding, I didn't say all that. I thunk it though so same same.
          
          I just gave her a blank stare and she just kept going on and on and on. Just filling up the space so its not awkward. 

Also, my favorite thing about I’m Loving Me Back To Me is realizing I’m not the only one going through the most with it.
          
          At least now I know I’m not losing my mind.
          
          Because wow… that book actually pisses me off but as it appears, I’m not built to quit things halfway, so we have to see it to completion. 
          
          As long as I’m not feeling all of this alone, we’re good lol
          

My favorite thing about this week is it being a three day work week. 
          
          I could’ve taken the next three days off and fully committed to the soft life but unfortunately I’ve squandered my leave days. Lol one thing about me? I will be on leave.
          
          If there was a way to take maternity leave without being pregnant, just know I would’ve finished it by now.

God really showed us how good it can get this month, hey? What a month! Exceeded expectations! 10/10! 

So apparently I’m now an accessory to fraud in my family.
          
          My eldest brother got recruited into one of those “bring 3 people, everyone deposits R6k, and we all get rich later” situations. You already know how that ends. He decides to use my sister, other brother, and my details under him.
          
          So he uses the same bank as my sister and because he’s not tech-savvy, he asks to send her the money so she can transfer to the pyramid scheme people. My sister agrees, he sends R24k to my sister. She tries to explain to him that this is a pyramid scheme and he will never see his money again, the man tells her she talks too much and to just do the transfer. What does she do?
          
          She lies and says she sent the money, fakes a POP, and actually just moves the money around her own accounts.
          
          Now here’s where I enter the crime scene…
          
          A week ago, she randomly sent me R6k, talking about “It's an early birthday gift.”
          
          I'm having a good time with my free money not knowing I was receiving my share of stolen funds lol
          
          Fast forward, the scheme people dip because they think my brother is playing games. My sister finally confesses because she feels guilty. Big mistake lol now my brother is FUMING and he wants his money back.
          
          The case has made it to the family WhatsApp group. My sister is trying to explain that he was getting scammed either way so there's no way he's getting his money back, the man is not having it  When I tell you I have been CRYING laughing for the past 2 hours!