Somethings You Should (Or Shouldn't... :D) Know About Me
I am mentally retarded.
I'm 100% convinced that this one albino chick that works at my local Starbucks is putting arsenic in my coffee.
I am freakin' addicted to Green Day.
I have CAHNS:Coffee Addicted Hyper Nimrod Syndrome
I want to kidnap Justin Bieber and marry him to my little sister before murdering him with a butter knife and some pancakes.
I am probably the only person within my vicinity that can accidently glue their own head to a table when attempting to make a macaroni portrait of herself for a mother's day gift.
I am an official member of the Happy Burrito Buddies Club.
I have a tattoo on my right wrist of where I got it signed by Billie Joe Armstrong. I also have the heartgrenade (from American Idiot) over it, with Jesus of Suburbia lyrics around it.
Awkward silence...
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Lalala, wait, what! Oh, yeah, tats bout iiit...

BYE BYE!



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  • JoinedApril 2, 2011

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