Ah! I admit it! I was an emu the entire time! I am an escaped asexual emu that is part of the emu militia!
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LieutenantSquaks LieutenantSquaks Nov 13, 2024 12:14AM
HEllo I Am InSanIty. I hAVe ReTUrned witH A ranDom ThoUGht. Do dragons think its cool that people can produce water, and shoot it out of their mouths? Do dragons envy us for that? - A thought from P...
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Stories by Squakery the 15th of psychological disorders and malnutrition
The Epic of Tomnatoad by LieutenantSquaks
The Epic of Tomnatoad
Tomnatoad. He was ran over and turned into tar. The mythos of Tomnatoad supposedly ended there, but in this b...
The Emu Militia years 1750-1770 by LieutenantSquaks
The Emu Militia years 1750-1770
a recollection of my stories in the Emu Militia.
INSOMNIA by LieutenantSquaks
INSOMNIA
A collection of short horror stories.