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Hello people of wattpad. I am not dead. (i think) but I have been trying to think of stuff for the next chapters of my books. sooooooooooooooooooo............... yea. stuff will be out soon.(hopefull...View all Conversations
Stories by Ur mom.
- 5 Published Stories
![The Diamonds by LifeIsSatire](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/367360741-288-k469898.jpg)
The Diamonds
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This is a rewrite to a previous story that has since been discontinued over a year ago.
The first chapter is...
![♦.Black Diamond.♦ by LifeIsSatire](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/279297977-288-k903321.jpg)
♦.Black Diamond.♦
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Blue, Emotion. Yellow, Diligence. Pink, Defective. White, Clarity. Black, War.
She was supposed to come out...
![Male!Osoro x Ayano | Love Like Roses by LifeIsSatire](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/294982960-288-k350405.jpg)
Male!Osoro x Ayano | Love Like Ros...
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⚠DEAD BODIES , BLOOD, GRUESOME DEPICTIONS⚠
The leader of the delinquents has developed a soft spot for the qu...