"I fell in love with you because I thought you were perfect

But then I realized you weren't,

And I loved you even more. "

                                ~ Unknown 

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Bįtch, I know I'm awesome, no need to remind me.


After all, I am Lorde Voldemort. See my booty-ful hair? You likey? Yes? I had it shaved from Lorde's head herself!


 { My Time - Wasters }

• Fantasizing about banging the main guy in the book I'm currently reading 

• Reading some random áss werewolf/romance/something book

• Replying to some goddamn comment from some random book whore about how she, and I quote, was "Laughing her fvckin áss off." 'cause of my profile pic.

To which I usually reply with a nice and quick, "AVADA KEDAVRA"

 (Fvcktard didn't even see it comin' at her sorry áss) 

I'M JUST KIDDING MY LIL BITCACHOS AND ASSDICKS (my version of Ladies & Gentlemen) I LOVE Y'ALL SO FVCKIN MUCH AND I FEEL HAPPY KNOWING THAT MY TWÁT OF A PIC MADE YOU LAUGH

• Cussing at the CSS (Cliché Story Syndrome) that is currently plaguing Wattpad 

• Stalking my own profile and praying that those 800+ amazin' followers followed me 'cause they know that I'm awesome, and not just because of some comment I wrote that they saw or my pic


NOTICE/LOOK HERE YOU MUTHAFUCKIN' STALKER: I need you to give me a list of Romance/Werewolf books that are REALLY good. Cause god knows how many hours of my pathetic life I waste searching for one.

Also, if you haven't realized by now, I'm kinda addicted to HP and all things book. I spend most of my time on Wattpad. No seriously, I'm addicted.


OH AND THANK YOU, STALKER-Y ÁSSHOLE FOR READING ALL OF THIS. ILY


NOW GO AWAY YA NASTY ANIMAL



A/N: sorry guys, I don't really remember but I think I was drunk when I wrote this... ☺️