I'm changing things about myself as life goes along. So instead of pointless rambles that will mean nothing to me later. Here are some of my favorite timeless quotes by my favorite author.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. -Lemony Snicket


If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. -Lemony Snicket


Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear.-Lemony Snicket