Light: Hello! My name is Light as you've no doubt deduced. I am a human who specialises in manipulation and deception. I also enjoy yanderes, blood, watching heroines being corrupted, and watching fictional characters suffer. Might also be why I like yanderes.

Dark: ...

Light: Go on.

Dark: I'm not doing this.

Light: C'mon! You said you would.

Dark: *Sigh* I am Dark, a Fragment of an Incarnation of Eternal Darkness. My friend does not understand this, but I have a lot of important things to be doing right now. So, I advise you don't get in our way, or you won't live to see tomorrow.

Light: What about the rest?

Dark: I'm not saying the rest.

Light: But there's more to say.

Dark: *Groan* I... I like... nekos... and anything cute really. I would much rather not discuss my weaknesses to potential enemies, so I will stop here.