Emery⚸Cyprix

that awkward moment when you're trying to google a fawnicorn expecting a cute fairytale creature and you accidentally serch for fawning trauma so instead you just receive a diagnosis

not me listening to how can I refuse from barbie on repeat  

omfg helluva boss episode 7 was fucking incredible, but I need to go back to watching something that's like purely comedy cause if I wanted to feel sad and lonely I would just sit alone with my thoughts

JSKDFJDNS MY MOM FOUND OUT I WATCH HELLUVA BOSS I'M GONNA THROW MYSELF IFF A BRIDGE PEACE OUT

pray for my friend she has a crush on squidward from the spongebob musical 

You have me my own reading list??? I feel so lucky ✨

If you don't proofread and edit your bestie's incredibly detailed 20+ page smut, are you even bestie's?

I'm like super creeped out rn
          
          We missed school today and me and my brother didn't have anything else to do, so then he told me we should go into the woods because he wanted me to see something.
          He told me that ever since the snowstorm hit the area last winter, there was something off about the woods. There was a giant tree that was unearthed, but it wasn't as if it fell over, it was more like it was pulled up and laid on its side. There were multiple smaller trees with peeling bark and they appeared burned. At one point, we came across a clearing that was misty,  which is weird because it hasn't been foggy at all, and he told me that it's been like that for a while and he comes to check and see if it's still like that. He doesn't know why. There was a weird structure thing that was held up on two trees and was kind of wrapped around the branches like fuckin cat's cradle or something. When we were coming back home, we came across a ripped up tent and tarp, and needless to say, I booked it.
          As if that wasn't creepy enough, he told me that once he came into the woods and he heard what sounded like elk screaming. Why elk, I have no idea.
          
          Idk if he's just fuckin with me or what the hell is going on, but everyone thinks there's something wrong with the woods.

How the hell can people have a consistent aesthetic??! Like there's a girl at my school who has purple hair and she wears black and white with moon and star jewelry and she always looks great but like I can't even decide on one, there are so many that I love like spacecore and clowncore and I can't settle on one  :(

I would give my left nut to be some little woodland creature or fairy or something living in a little mushroom and baking bread and pies and shit for the other forest creatures
          
          That'd fucking rock