"Hey, is this thing on?"
"Hang on, let me try..."
"You guys know this isn't going to work, right?"
"Shut up Flynn!"
"Oh, hey, look! there's a light!"
"Maybe that means it's working"
"Maybe... let's give it a try anyway! Hello, fellow survivors... listen, we're kind of in a bad situation here... Flynn got us lost in some sort of old, zombie infested city and I may or may not have eaten all our food supplies... Sarah's not all too happy about it..."
"You're god damn right I'm not! Get to the point!"
"Ok, ok! Right, basically... we need your help. We need you all to go on and read our "Idiots Guide to the Apocalypse", and leave a comment on what we should do next in the little box below, that should keep us going for at least a good month before Sarah beats one of us to death..."
"Oi!"
"Alright then, you guys go on and do that, and do it quickly! I think the power's about to g..."