If you were to summarize me in a single, yet drawn out sentence, it would look something like this:

An average, middle class guy, from a middle class town, with middle class ambitions, and with apparent dark bags under each eye from sleep deprivation linked to countless nights studying for school, helping others with school, and reading. . .

However, those bags in my eyes are not prominent enough, more reading must be done! 

Thanks to @romanticeunacorn for showing me this site and inciting me to join the community. :D