Fuck the ao3 zionists, but thes good though. But I hate wattpad 'cuz they hate fictional problematic shit. So just have my old planetfucking oneshots for now, I guess. Ao3 is lilComrade, I post the same stuff but with extra spice(illegal sex?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!)
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Ringplay
Planet ring stimulationnn
Make Makemake blush
Makemake likes to look at asteroids. Pluto likes to look at something else.
Neptune gets a lil silly with an a...
Neptune jacks himself off with an asteroid by humping. Solarballs. DEAD DOVE, DON'T EAT! Grapefruit.