@LilTrashisms
Did you just slap me?
Edith in dentition : I did. Weird, right? Now, I'm gonna be here every day for what seems like the rest of my life, and I'm sure you are, too. So let's make a deal. Don't sit near me, or him, and we'll be okay.
Edith Well, maybe on their planet "responsibility" just means "asshole".
Richie: Let's hope so.
Eddie: Have you ever cracked the wall and hidden it?*crosses arms.*
Edith*freezing *
Richie*choking on his coffee.*
Patton just nodding and saying yes.
Eddie.: You don't stuff everything in your closet?
Patton: I tie it all together and stick it to the ceiling. So technically there's nothing left on my floor.
Edith: What happened?
Patton*holding his stomach.* Not to self don't hang upside down after double pepperoni.
Stanley: Where's all the pizza?
Edith: WHERE'S PATTON?! THAT THEIVING little-
Patton smirking from above eating it. *
//not gonna lie...Edith will not hesitate to beat someone’s ass if they piss her off. ESPECIALLY if they insult her family (insult her biological mother all you want and she’ll join in, she hates her).
But anyone else, they’re dead. Insult her dad, and they’ll have AT LEAST one broken bone.
She’s a fighter and wrath is definitely her deadly sin.
Patton: Food fight at fifteen and forty?*looks at Torizers 2ith tomato sauce on his face.* real mature.
Edith: You stole my cake?
Patton: You stole half a dozen slices. Get off the high road.
Patton: Rou can tell your physical therapist that you're fit as the proverbial fiddle! Especially for a man your age.
Eddie: "Man of my age?" That's something you tell an old person.
Patton : [a little too perkily] Is it? Let's... get you some electrolytes, shall we?