I wrote this when I was practically out the womb years ago so it's cheesy and cringy but I'm too lazy to change it, sorry. 

IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?

First things first (im the realest.jks) I need to apologize for any spontaneous outbursts, song/film/book references and anything I say that doesn't make sense (so basically everything) and all that jazzz kay, apology accepted? pft of course it is.

Right let me see....

The names Caitlin aka
○Agent 8
●Seagull
○Ginger
•Fabulous 
○And other names that I cant repeat.....
Call me what you wish young ones 

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- Favourite colour;  yellow
- I'm addicted to alot of things (I know it's ridiculous) like reading, food, music, tv programmes, food etc etc
- Teen wolf, ahs, gossip girl, stranger things, scream, friends & many, many moreeee 
- I'm extremely cliché (so you've been warned)
- I love writing but I'm too much of a chicken to upload any of my recent creations
- I'm very very very easily amused
- My jokes are so rubbish that they're hilarious 
- I have no clue what to write anymore
- I'm soooo mature ;) 
- I ramble
- My mind is lost in the gutter
- Not to blow my own horn but I've been told im good at giving advice?¿
- I should probably stop now because nobody cares caitlin!
- I argue and talk to myself more than I'd care to admit 
- If any of this deletes I swear I'll scream (this is the 8th time!)
- My music taste is so vast it's weird
- Also I like to exaggerate (but trust me you'll know when I am)
- If there's any mistakes its because I'm using my phone so sorry
-Halsey + Melanie Martinez = HELL TO THR MOTHA FUCKIN YESSS
- Talk to me! I don't bite



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I do take reading requests btw, if you're nice :) 

'No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness'

Oh my tumblr (I just made one....big mistake¡) → winchesteridjits

¤ [hands out free books,food and tea to you if you read this all and didn't die of old age] I love you¡¡¡

LIFE IS SHORT SMILE WHILST YOU STILL HAVE TEETH