Lilie Post-Its

Thanks for the dedication, and the help! I really appreciate it. ;)

I was watching Thor and I realized a problem... Before Thor goes to the crater site for his hammer, he's told that the site is 50 miles WEST of where he is. When he gets there, he gets in on the WEST side. It should be the EAST side, because... Well, just look below.
          
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          Crater Site                  Diner Thor Was In
             ⬇️                                     ⬇️
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             |__| <--- East wall              |__|
          
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               Thor traveled 50 miles west.

I don't know why I'm posting this, but I felt like I wanted to write this down somewhere... So I picked here... I don't know why.
          
          ~~~MY LATEST DREAM~~~
          
          Two of my friends (Emily and Monica) and I were standing on a boat while another one of my friends (Katie) drove, and another one of my friends (Bianca) was in a tube tied to the boat. Suddenly, Ducky drove up in a speedboat and yelled, "Let's combine our tubes into one giant one!" The two tubes magically formed into one the size of the boats, and Emily screamed, "I wanna drive a boat, too!" She jumped off the boat and into another boat that magically appeared beside it. We all randomly got into our own boats and attached them to the tube, and Ducky rode in the giant tube. While we were driving around the lake, we started flying, and Ducky fell in the water. He squealed, "HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!" and I dove into the water and swam the both of us to a random floating bunk bed in the water. All my friends drove over, and the bed floated to the top of a tower of bunk beds. I looked over the edge and saw this emo chick on the bed below us, and she was reading a book called "I Hate Everyone". She jumped in the water, and I climbed down and stole her book. She came back and asked who stole it, and I threw it at Ducky, and he fell in the water. I saved him again, and the chick saw me with the book and yelled, "YOU WILL PAY!" and murdered me. My ghost watched as Ducky drowned, my friends got back in their boats, Bianca fell off her boat, and then hopped on with Monica as they rode away.
          
          WTF IS WRONG WITH MY HEAD.
          
          lol