Since we're getting closer to the re-release date of my Hazbin Hotel Book, I thought I'd give you all a sneak peek at the first chapter (Overture) since we're still around a fortnight out.
Hope you all enjoy! (And it's not edited, so sorry if there are spelling mistakes).
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"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie denied.
"Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. fancy talk creepy voice here," Angel gestured over to Alastor, who appeared from the shadows right beside Jael. "You'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." he laughed in amusement.
Jael scoffed in disbelief. "Angel, he doesn't swing that way,"
"Ha ha. Never going to happen," Alastor seemingly agreed with a strained grin.
"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel," Charlie forced a smile. "But I really don't want to exploit you in that way."
"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity," Angel laughed, dragging his hands across his chest while doing seductive poses. "Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."
"Angel..." Jael's face flushed brightly, putting his face in his hands.
Charlie chuckled nervously, looking slightly uncomfortable when she heard her phone ring. She looked over and saw that her dad was calling her. "Hold that thought! I'll be right back," she held up a finger, grabbing her phone and heading over to the staircase to answer it in private.
"I could keep going all night, baby." Angel smirked, drinking his beer.
"Angel, can you please stop talking about that, please.." Jael trailed off, clearly looking both flustered and uncomfortable about all the sex talk.
The Spider demon chuckled. "Sorry, Jay," Angel apologized, playfully stroking Jael's chin, causing the Overlord to slap his hand away with a small smirk.