Me: Fairy Tail and Gravity Falls are life! Those who disagree shall suffer! Open Gate of the Lion, Loke!
Loke: you summoned me, my little bunny?
Me: (ignores flirting) Punish those who disagree!
(Loke goes off punching people with his fists alight)
Me: I'm not done yet! "Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium!"
(World turns black and white while a yellow one eyes triangle/dorito appears)
Bill: What have we got here?
Me: I'd like to make a deal. Kill all those who bring shame upon Fairy Tail and Gravity Falls!
Bill: What's in it for me?
Me: (smirks) Easy, I'll make a fanfiction dedicated to you, and you'll have a hot human form.
Bill: Hmm...
Me: and power
Bill: Deal!
(Shake hands and Bill goes to the minds of those Loke has punched)
Me: (laughs evilly) They shall pay! (Cough) sorry, got a little carried away there.