The one who asked

how was ff1970, fucky cactus? (insert angel emoji)

WHAT.THE.FUCK
          
          
          I just got my Spotify wrapped (I'm late ik sue me) and there's no real way to sugarcoat this so I'm just straight up saying this
          
          I'm going through my wrapped and as my number one artist, NUMBER ONE, suddenly Wilbur Soot pops up
          
          WILBUR MOTHERFUCKING SOOT
          
          And not only that but Lovejoy came in third place!
          
          I haven't listened to him since the end of February when everything started, was I really that obsessive that I wasn't able to drown his existence out for the rest of the nine months? I thought I was doing good but what happened, I deleted his existence from my whole spotify page, no traces left to be seen and yet he's here.
          
          It just feels so unfair yk, he doesn't deserve this, deserve this recognition, deserve me writing this but nevertheless he's managed all of it
          
          who gave him the right to tarnish this
          
          So yeah, what the fuck

I'm gay

GAYS GAYS GAYS
          
          Tommorow, my school will exchange my iPad for a laptop
          
          Which is fun and all
          
          But it means I will no longer be the girl reading wattpad on her school iPad in class (on browser)
          
          I will no longer be her, I will just be..funny now, and a great therapist aswell NEVER BE SCARED TO VENT TO ME (shameless plug)
          
          This is a new era, I will no longer be an iPad kid, I will be enlightened see the world in new colors, and I welcome it with open arms
          
          THIS IS A NEW DAWN

Tommy’s 15 mil stream was truly beutiful. He got his own hyoïdes rank and he got to meet hypixel themself but most importantly FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS HAVE BEEN DONATED TO THE SARCOMA FOUNDATION IN HONOR OF TECHNOBLADE 
          
          We’re gonna do this, we’re gonna beat cancer
          
          Fück I’m crying again 
          
          He would’ve been so proud, so so proud
          
          Technoblade never dies<3

I’m sick and tired of the fücking internet
          
          First Wilbur soot now this? Can we really not have a childhood anymore without everyone turning out to be horrible people?
          
          I’m so tired I just wanna sleep, forget all this bullsh!t and live a life where every other idol isn’t a PEDOPHILE OR ABUSER
          
          What is this world

THERE’S AN EMOJI FOR THE HORN STORE ???????

Your comments>> 
          They are sooooo fun to read :)
          Thanks for the entertainment <33

Just resisted telling someone “I love your mom, fucked here last night actually” after they left a YouTube comment saying “you should love god, let god in”
          
          I’m so mature
          (I respect religion just think you shouldn’t push it down others throats)

Miss you techno, it’s been two years and I think this burden is finally getting a little more easy to bear. We miss you all, we truly do, you were a king, a legend, a warrior and a son. I just find it so beautiful that every time your name comes up in a fic i read, or even the word “the blade” everyone just pauses for a minute, salutes and shows respect for the legend that once walked among us.
          
          We will never forget what you did for all of us and that is why Technoblade truly never dies
          
          See you in Valhalla king ♡