BREAKING NEWS: PROTESTERS GATHER OUTSIDE LILY BELLE HQ DEMANDING JUSTICE!
Good evening. We’re coming to you live from Lily Belle Headquarters, where a growing crowd of angry protesters has gathered.
Chants of “Justice for Leander!” and “Stop the Leander Slander!” echo through the streets. The group appears united in one mission: to redeem one of Hogwarts Legacy’s most hated characters.
We spoke with several passionate protestors, and here’s what they had to say:
--“I’ve seen people call Leander a ‘beady-eyed little prick,’ but I think his eyes are sweet.”
-- “I know he comes across as a little bitch, but I swear there’s more to him than that.”
-- “Sure, he seems like a bully. I get why everyone says he’s a twat. But he’s just misunderstood.”
Some even drew comparisons to beloved fan favorite, Sebastian Sallow.
-- “Listen, I’m a Sebastian girlie until I die. But if you sewed together all of Sebastian’s red flags, you’d have a quilt big enough to cover Europe. And everyone still loves him. So why can’t we give Leander a chance?”
-- “I get it—Sebastian’s got swoopy brown hair, perfect hazel eyes, a charming smile, adorable freckles, and... wait, where was I going with this? Oh! Right. Leander’s hot too! Have you seen those fan edits? Woof. And aren’t gingers supposed to have more fun or something?”
While authorities assess the situation, we received an exclusive statement from Lily Belle HQ’s CEO, Lily Belle herself:
“I hear you. I see you. I’m taking your concerns seriously. And I promise, I’m working on a solution. Just give me a little time. I think you’ll be pleased with the results.”
You heard it here first, folks. Change may be on the horizon!
Someone Worth Knowing... coming soon <3