Telling me about her crush:
"And he doesn't seem like he's gay or anything, so that's a plus."
Reaction to pizza:
"It smells, and I'm gonna cry."
"Hello, hello peoples. We are going to stop playing around with balls and do what Andrew said, " *announcer voice*
*later*
"What I said earlier wasn't a suggestion it was a threat."
"The tables are crooked. This is a felony."
"Did you know if you mix yellow and green, you get blue?"
"Uh OK so people walk up to me and tell me I have a really cool accent. The thing is, I don't even have an accent. I have a lisp. Your mom."
"I don't know how to do 2 + 2. But you know what I can do? Karate."