I am a poetically ironic paradoxical conundrum. 
That is how I best describe myself. 
I am a nerd and proud of it. As such I belong to many fandoms and will gladly go off on tangents about them.

Despite the present evidence, I do a lot of writing; from fanfics and poetry, to my original work that is ten years in the making. I excel at characterization and character development, plot progression and reader manipulation (what that's not a literary term? It should be.) I can build worlds quite well, I just need to remember no one else knows this unless it's on paper.