Hi Everyone I'm Link............ No not the link that can travel through time.............................. No i am not a dog..................................... Can you even read
Ravio: Mr. Hero you need to pay 500 more rupees to continue this message 
Me: *hand over money* That who you just saw is my annoying room mate Ravio my parallel dimension self. I am Link the hero of Lorule and Hyruel in dumb language .........
Ravio: *cuts in* The hero of worlds
Author: *looks at 3Ds* umm a hat
Me: *pops up* oh thanks
Author: *pisses pants from the shock* your real
Me: yup and we will be answering hylian's request and questons
Author: you mean an ask and dare
Me: yup and you are joining us
Author: Wait!! when did i agree to this
Me:when you picked up my hat............ Wait for my Book it will have my uncles and grandsons and grandpa and cousins