To everyone I haven't offended:
Please be patient, I'll get to to you shortly. You may stalk my bio till then.

Proud Slytherin and Potterhead. Swing both ways.

Have severe, chronic wanderlust. Rookie mountaineer.

I'm in college, studying science.

If you like my stories and would like to read more, follow me!

(Not pothead, Lisa is not Stoned)

My characters swear so much that autocorrect now corrects 'duck' to 'fuck.'

Highest rankings.

TBaTH reached #1 in Action.
TGDY reached #1 in Action.
TSC reached #1 in Action and #11 in Humor.

Follow me if you like my books and if you'd like me to keep you up to speed on my works!

Feel free to PM me.

 I don't take reading requests