RRREEEAAADDD MMMYYY BBBOOOOOOKKKSSS!!!!!! Please.. Thank you! 

Quotes of the century:

1.When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemon juice in life's eyes and make apple juice instead. -Me!
2.Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein 
3.If you always say no, you will never say yes. -Ryan Higa (and also gtfo)
4.With great power comes great responsibility. -Batman (and also I am Batman)
5.True words are not always pretty, but pretty words are not always true. -IDK