Hello LOTR fan here
I love The Lord of the Rings soooooooooooooooooo much anyone with a good fan fic 
or a good story email me at frodobaggins1415@gmail.com
It does not have to be LOTR as I do read other things 
Read my stuff though I always forget to end it 
oh well

I love (In not particular order exept the first one)
The Lord of the Rings 
Inheritence cycle (Eragon)
Harry potter
How to Train your Dragon
Doctor Who
Stargate (SG-1)
Merlin
Sherlock
Star Trek
My Cats
Lego
Starkid
POTATOES

Here are some things I say
You say “Go to Hell” I say “Go kiss a Dementor”
You say football, I say quidditch
You say “You know who” I gasp and say “Voldemort?”
You say Mars, I say Pigfarts
You say paparazzi, I say Rita Skeeter
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.”
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say; “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra!”
You say, “Long live the queen.” I say, “Long live J.K. Rowling.”
You say, “My dog ate my homework.” I say, “Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!”
You say epic, I say Harry Potter
You say, “I’m telling!” I say, “Wait until my father hears about this.”
You say coke, I say butterbeer
You say prison, I say Azkaban
You say socks, I cry and exclaim, “Dobby!”
You say ginger, I say Weasley
You say toad, I say Umbridge
You say know it all, I say Hermione Granger
You say gun, I say wand
You say twins, I say Fred and George
You say George, I say hear ear.
You say Fred, I break down in tears
You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.”
You say life, I say Harry Potter. ♥

Harry Potter Beats Twilight Because

Harry > Voldemort
Voldemort > Cedric, so
Harry > Cedric.
Cedric = Edward, and 
Edward = Twilight, thus
Harry Potter > Twilight 
It's simple maths, really 

And a gold star to you if you actually read my whole profile