dank memes are what I do.
"Dank me hard, Phil."
- Dan Howell
"They couldn't fit the D."
- Phil Howell
Main hoe:
@memepaii
Professional at being cute, Smol cinnamon roll who should be protected, Trancy is her #1 bae, (Also she's my number one bae so back off hiss)
Side hoe:
@forkyfork
Adorable in many ways, Tumblr trash, Mommy #1, Literally I just meet her like today but she's still my bae so yeah
hURT THEM AND I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL NOT BE ALIVE ANYMORE
#PhilTops2k16
#DanHowell4everabottom
Stay thirsty my friends
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