Hello to all who are reading this. My name is Erik. Notice that my name is not written in the infuriating common language where my name ends in a C. My name was forged in the old viking ways. You see, I was raised by vikings a long time ago. In fact, I am a descendant of Odin. Thor is my cousin. I visit him in Asgard every Thursday night for hot wings and mead. Anyways, when I was born, the elders noticed that I had an extensive vocabulary. They had discovered that my mind had evolved way beyond the average adult viking, I was different. I would not smite my enemies with a sword. No, I would use the power of the mighty pen to deliver crushing blows to my enemies, using a barrage of extremely hard vocabulary words. Their minds melted at my superior literature. Eventually, I earned the title Literate Viking. I soon found out after my coronation that the name had been taken. So I put an _ between the words. Thus, Literate_Viking was born!

I'm not going anywhere with this, I just think vikings are cool.

Hey, my name is Erik. I live in Toronto, Ontario in the Great White North.

Hobbies include eating, sleeping, writing, reading, drawing, dancing, swimming and playing video games.

I can grow a beard in one minute and thirty seven seconds that would make Gandalf, Dumbledore and Santa Claus extremely jealous.

My inspiration and ideas come from everything I do.

My passion is writing and I hope to become a legendary warrior poet one day.

That's basically it, now stop reading this and go check out some of the stuff I've written!!!