Chanel

thank you for voting on my story! <33

Thanks for all your votes, Chanel! ❤️

@TheNewNarrator Shut up!

HARAMBE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE US, HARAMBE?!

This is my reading material right here.
          
          http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

Darude-Sandstorm

I'm really good at being an arse hat.

Oh, the dog face hurt. Why does Snapchat even still have that bloody filter?

Spooky scary skeletons
          Send shivers down your spine
          Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
          Seal your doom tonight
          Spooky scary skeletons
          Speak with such a screech
          You'll shake and shudder in surprise
          When you hear these zombies shriek
          We're so sorry skeletons
          You're so misunderstood
          You only want to socialize
          But I don't think we should
          Cause spooky scary skeletons
          Shout startling shrilly screams
          They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
          And just won't leave you be
          Spirits supernatural
          Are shy whats all the fuss
          But bags of bones seem so unsafe
          It's semi-serious!
          Spooky scary skeletons
          Are silly all the same
          They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
          And drive you so insane
          Sticks and stones will break your bones
          They seldom let you snooze
          Spooky scary skeletons
          Will wake you with a boo!

In all honesty, I don't know which one's I hate more, the crippled or the mentally retarded.