*slides away from bullshit I was working on* 
Hello kind children, welcome to my lovely(-ish) page. Please enjoy my (less than) wonderful stories and my awkward little notes. 
anything you you want to know about me feel free to ask, in the comments or in a message.
also here's a little poem just for you

roses are red
violets are blue 
wtf is this Society
I want pie

now high fives all around, byebye