I just had the funniest conversation with my seven year old sister
Me: Mayli, I have a secret but you have to promise not to tell, okay?
Her: okay.
*pinkie promise*
Me: Okay.... I... Have a boyfriend
Her: *looks at me and laughs* no you dont
Me: yes, I do.
Her: Alright
Me: want to meet him?
Her: Yeah, okay. He's imaginary.
Me: noooo
Her: *smirks* video call him
Me: He's right here *pats my bed* his name is Bob, he's from Spain
Her: ....OHHHHH
Me: *laughs*
Point is my bed has a minions blanket on it (because every 16 almost 17 year old has that on their bed) and you know Bob so yeah
I just thought you should know about my very sad life