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Im gonna tell you a little story:)
Once upon a time
There was a piece of dirt
One day that piece of dirt
GROW LEGS, WALKED AROUND AND ATE EVERY KID IN TOWN PAYING ALL THOSE DUMB ASS HOMO SAPIENS BACK FOR ALL THE DEFORESTATION, DESERTIFICATION, WATER POLLUTION, AIR POLLUTION, ACID RAIN, GREEN HOUSE GASSES, CLIMATE CHANGE, INHUMANE ANIMAL TREATMENT, CARBON DIOXIDE, RACISM, MISOGYNIST, HOMOPHOBIA, AND INABILITY TO MIND THEIR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS. THEN IT VOMITED OUT ALL THE LITTLE KIDS INTO A HUGE CLUMP LIKE TITANS FROM AOT THEN PROCEEDED TO EAT ALL THE BOOMERS
The end. :)